Total Medals Earned: 94 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,030 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (35/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Reach 1000 Style points
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/14 (155/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)